THE DEWEY STEW

I'm Dewey, I like lesbian women which puts me in a difficult position.  I am only ever attracted to lesbian women, but lesbian women are, by nature, not attracted to me, nor do they even typically like me as a person.  I catfish lesbians on the internet into thinking I'm a lesbian woman and hope they will take a chance when they meet me but they never do.  Other than that, I write books about sharks and monsters and money and not much else and do interviews with geniuses.